Quotes I like
One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs
The harder I work, the luckier I get. -- some famous golfer
It is better to try than to hope. -- Scottish Proverb
Never ascribe to an opponent motives meaner than your own. --J. M. Barrie
Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. -- Millicent Fenwick
Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. -- Ernest Hemingway
Never lose a chance of saying a kind word. -- William Makepeace Thackeray
Never rise to speak till you have something to say; and when you have said it, cease. -- John Witherspoon
I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it ceased to be one. -- Mark Twain
What is hateful to yourself, do not do to your fellow man. That is the whole Torah; the rest is just commentary. --Rabbi Hillel
Too many people are working at jobs they hate to buy things they don't particularly want to impress people they don't even care about. --Dr. Deepak Chopra
Inquiry is fatal to certainty.
-- Will Durant
How to be successful? Always supply your competitive advantage. --Warren E. Buffett
What does Warren Buffet invest in? Warren E. Buffett --Warren E. Buffett
Have something to say, and say it as clearly as you can.
That is the only secret of style.
-- Matthew Arnold
It is not the strongest species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the ones most responsive to change.
- Charles Darwin [ 1809 -1882 ]
Organized Religion is like Organized Crime; it preys on
peoples' weakness, generates huge profits for its operators,
and is almost impossible to eradicate.
-- Mike Hermann
Sharing food is the highest form of Karma. --Bhagavad Gita
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W.C. Fields
The world is run by those who show up. --Ron Nehring, vice chairman of the CA Republican Party
80% of success is showing up. --Woody Allen
If you don't find God in the next person you meet, it is a waste of time looking for him further.
- Mahatma Gandhi [ 1869-1948 ]
Everything wrong with you, I like. -- unknown
Certainly no fact in the long history of the world is so startling as the wide and repeated extermination of its inhabitants. -- (Charles Darwin - quote from journal, Voyage of the HMS Beagle)
For myself I am an optimist - it does not seem to be much use being anything else. -- Sir Winston Churchill
We are all entitled to our own opinions, but we are not entitled to our own facts. -- Daniel Patrick Moynahan
...it is lamentable how each man draws his own different conclusions from the very same fact. -- Charles Darwin
The difference between winners and losers is that winners do things that losers do not want to do. --Dr. Phil McGraw
The greatest antidote to fear is overpreparation. --heard on Work with Marty Nemko
Knowledge maketh a bloody entrance. --Shakespear? Bacon? Anonymous?
Take what you want, and leave the rest.
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
Oscar Wilde
It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. --Albert Einstein
If you would preserve peace, then prepare for peace.
-- Barthelemy Enfantin (go tell Rummy that)
The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem.
It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an
existing one.
-- Albert Einstein
Making peace is harder than making war.
-- Adlai Stevenson
Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.
- Charles Darwin [ 1809 -1882 ]
Substitute damn every time you're inclined to write very; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
- Mark Twain [ ]
Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
- Albert Einstein [ 1879-1955 ]
When you enjoy loving your neighbor it ceases to be a virtue.
- Kahlil Gibran [ 1883-1931 ]
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
- Bertrand Russell [ 1872-1970 ]
You have to bloom where you're planted. --Bill Clinton likes this one.
Don't wait for your ship to come in. Swim out to it!
The people make the place. --my own aphorism, meaning it doesn't matter, really, what the place looks like, it's how well you get
along with the people there that matters. If you get along well with the people, the decorations don't matter.
The more you know, the more you realize you don't know.
Cream and hard work definitely rise to the top. -- Katie Couric
Be to others as you'd have others be to you. --paraphrase of the golden rule.
displacement: you're angry at 'A', so you blame 'B'. (more of a definition than a quote)
All the world is a stage, the play is just badly cast. Oscar Wilde
All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately
unrehearsed.
-- Sean O'Casey
I never cease to get a chuckle when I read a personal ad
that says "straight acting." I always think, "god, that
doesn't sound like much fun, does it?"
-- Mike Hennahane
Absence of evidence should never be mistaken for evidence
of absence.
-- Walter Lewin
Where all men think alike, no one thinks very much.
-- Walter Lippmann
To Jon Stewart: There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole
government working for you.
-- Will Rogers
Even if you're on the right track, you'll still get run over
if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers
The difference between a bad artist and a good one is: The
bad artist seems to copy a great deal. The good one really
does copy a great deal.
-- William Blake
When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy, it
ceases to be a subject of interest.
-- William Hazlitt
The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be
appreciated.
-- William James
Fundamentalism to me boils down to an inability to
distinguish the sign from the thing signified--thus a fetus
is a baby, song lyrics about sex are the same as sex,
testifying about what Jesus has done in your life is the
same as Jesus doing things in your life, etc.
-- William Meikrantz
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of
the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
-- Winston Churchill
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of
blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal
sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty
experiences go, it's one of the best.
-- Woody Allen
Sex is dirty only when it's done right.
-- Woody Allen
The Lord is a man of war.
-- Bible
Exodus 15:3
You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if
you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills
Some would sooner die than think. In fact, they often do.
-- Bertrand Russell
What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to
find out, which is the exact opposite.
-- Bertrand Russell
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for
trivial reasons.
-- Bertrand Russell
Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by
education.
-- Bertrand Russell
It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up
a bank clerk.
-- Bertold Brecht
All would live long, but none would be old.
-- Benjamin Franklin
I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli
"The Good Book" -- one of the most remarkable euphemisms
ever coined.
-- Ashley Montagu
If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've
solved it.
-- Arthur Kasspe
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the
mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein
The important thing is never to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition
from mediocre minds.
-- Albert Einstein
Common sense: The collection of prejudices acquired by
age 18.
-- Albert Einstein
I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but
delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein
When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to
the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me
than any talent for abstract, positive thinking.
-- Albert Einstein
I play with images.
-- Albert Einstein
when asked where his ideas came from
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein
Nothing is more destructive of respect for the government
and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be
enforced.
-- Albert Einstein
"Ideas and Opinions," 1954
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein
"Luck" is the residue of hard work.
What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler
It's better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak
and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln
The Bible is not my book, and Christianity is not my
religion. I could never give assent to the long, complicated
statements of Christian dogma.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong
impulse to see it tried on him personally.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see
themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test
a man's character, give him power.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Politeness is the art of choosing among one's real
thoughts.
-- Abel Stevens
In a war of ideas it is people who get killed.
-- Stanislaw Lec
Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter
to me. Going to bed at night saying we've done something
wonderful ... that's what matters to me.
-- Steve Jobs
Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.
- Robert Frost [ 1874-1963 ]
I have come to believe that a great teacher is a great artist and that there are as few as there are any other great artists. Teaching might even be the greatest of the arts since the medium is the human mind and spirit.
- John Steinbeck [ 1902-1968 ]
I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
- Galileo [ 1564-1642 ]
Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its only sure defense.
- Mark Twain [ ]
Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful.
- Nietzsche [ 1844-1900 ]
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
-- Rita Mae Brown
If Michelangelo were a heterosexual the Sistine Chapel would
have been painted basic white and with a roller.
-- Rita Mae Brown
See my big frustration here is that my main squeeze has
turned out to be a Late Blooming Nerd, and is in the habit
of (in the midst of cuddling) saying sweet things like "you
think if I disable the caching it would work?"
-- Ro Reid
Blind acceptance of the government's policies is a concept
inimical to true freedom.
-- Robert Coren
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes that can be
made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr
Billions of neutrinos are passing in all directions through
your body, as you read these words; by the time you pause to
think about them, they have gone on their way, out past the
orbit of the moon.
-- Nigel Calder
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build
bridges even when there are no rivers.
-- Nikita Khrushchev
All that is required to feel that here and now is happiness
is a simple frugal heart.
-- Nikos Kazantzakis
We find that the sexual instinct, when disappointed and
unappeased, frequently seeks and finds a substitute in
religion.
-- Richard von Krafft-Ebing
Ukoncete prosim vystup a nastup, dvere se zaviraji
If the automobile had followed the same development as the
computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million
miles per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone
inside.
-- Robert Cringely
"InfoWorld"
Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve
greatly.
-- Robert F. Kennedy
Five is a sufficiently close approximation to infinity.
-- Robert Firth
The best way out is always through.
-- Robert Frost
We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and
we'll bomb your cities.
-- Robin Williams
"Good Morning Vietnam"
Good art is not what it looks like, but what it does to us.
-- Roy Adzak
"Contemporary Artists," 1977
A GUI is to a command-line as a TV is to a book.
-- Scott Hess
Better blatant than latent.
-- Scott Safier
All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately
unrehearsed.
-- Sean O'Casey
It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else
will speak.
-- Shakespeare
"A Midsummer Night's Dream"
Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived
forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard
Most of us, when all is said and done, like what we like and
make up reasons for it afterwards.
-- Soren F. Petersen
Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to
plumbing.
-- Stan Kelly-Bootle
"Computer Language," Oct 90
The only thing I regret about my past is the length of it.
If I had my life to live again, I'd make the same mistakes,
only sooner.
-- Tallulah Bankhead
I take Him shopping with me. I say, "OK, Jesus, help me
find a bargain."
-- Tammy Faye Bakker
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff
that nature replaces it with.
-- Tennessee Williams
There is no expedient to which man will not resort to avoid
the real labor of thinking.
-- Thomas Edison
All Bibles are man-made.
-- Thomas Edison
In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile
to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson
It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty
gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my
leg.
-- Thomas Jefferson
It is appropriate for the *homophobe*, rather than the
homosexual, to be apologizing for his/her existence.
-- Tom Chatt
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. --Oscar Wilde
I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
Oscar Wilde
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
Oscar Wilde
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
Oscar Wilde
This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
Oscar Wilde
Who, being loved, is poor?
Oscar Wilde
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Oscar Wilde
When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers.
Oscar Wilde
When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.
Oscar Wilde
Charity creates a multitude of sins.
Oscar Wilde
I got smarter by being dummer - Alan Alda
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Half the people you know are below average.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. (?)
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
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